How to...Deal with Fake Girls

There is a creature, so beautiful, so graceful, so elegant, soft curves, sweet smile, so enticing, and yet so deadly, so sneaky, so manipulative, and so vindictive that the poor half of the species unfortunate enough to be born a male, does not stand a chance. However, fortunately for the male portion of the species, (which God in His infinite wisdom provided this safeguard for their protection) a female only brings out her wiles to the fullest when dealing with other females of the human species. She is stronger, sharper, more deadly and more vindictive when dealing with another woman, especially when she feels threatened. Even if she has absolutely no reason to feel threatened in the first place. Here's the thing that is so endearing, and such an envious quality in men, they get along with each other, and try as we might, women were just not meant to get along with each other and ever fully trust each other. Every woman knows that as soon as you let your guard down with another woman, she will see it as a weakness, and you lose. You may just lose your self respect, or you may lose your boyfriend, it all depends on how vindictive you "friend" is feeling, and what she is capable of getting away with, as some limitations are set upon by the male gender, albeit few in the area of relationships.
Men can never begin to fathom the complexity of the female-female relationship, the only thing they will think about if you even bring it up to them is girl on girl action with naked pillow fights and giggles with making out and happy little female-female love making. If you make it sound like women fight with each other all the time, then they picture naked mud wrestling and you taking your anger out on them sexually later. I'm not saying all men are shallow, and none of them even try to understand, I'm just painting a picture of something that will most likely go through their mind, even if it is just a fleeting thought on their way to trying to understand. Because of the relative simplicity of the male-male relationship however, they just will never get it.
There is nothing more obvious to a woman than another woman who is being fake with her. We all hate that "oh hi, how are you" with the undertone of "oh damn, why the hell did I have to run into you of all people." So...why do we do it? Women are all about preserving relationships; even with women that they don't like, because those women may be friends with other women that they do like, and what do we women like to do? Talk. If you're rude to a woman that you don't like, you can be damn sure that that woman is going to tell everybody you know and make you look like the bitch, regardless of who started, and what grounds you had for being bitchy. It's such a tiresome thing, and I'm sure plenty of us out there wish that it was just something that we didn't have to deal with, but as long as we keep doing it to others, they're gonna keep doing it to us. It is nice when you meet that one girl, or a few girls in your life that you really just connect with and feel are completely genuine. It does happen, I'm not saying we are all bitches, it's just few and far between, which is really unfortunate. That's how men have power over us, if we were to stick together and do the "hoes before bros" thing like they always talk about, then the world wouldn't stand a chance, and our governments and our entire world would most likely be run by women. Consequently since women are all about preserving relationships, we probably would have much less wars. Also, even though women are the dirtiest fighters of all, we have more sympathy for life, so it's likely that although we might have more fights, those deserving of death would probably be dealt with and rooted out with little to no civilian casualties.
Ok, now that I'm done with my little hypothetical female world domination scheme, how should we deal with the fakeness that is thrown at us from other women daily, and how do we stop ourselves from throwing it right back at them? That is the million dollar question. Can one woman make a difference? I can try...